We recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull. We put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possible a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
Holy Cow (YEP)! The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"
I don't know what the heck was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint.
:good:
Does tasting that Bull Starter make you feel kind of young, inexperienced and developing an urge to spend time with the cows?
jud
Had similar problems with an old rooster...he wouldn't pay any attention to the hens so the vet gave me some pills.
I wasn't going to be home for a day or two so I gave him the whole bottle and left.
I got home two days later and every hen in the coop had all their feathers pecked off their back. Three dogs were missing fur on their backside and paint was missing off the fence posts. I guess I overdosed him...
Sure enough..his dead carcass was laying all sprawled out it the garden and buzzards were circling. I got the shovel to scoop him into the trash.
As I walked up on him he opened one eye, pointed up to the buzzards and whispered, "Ssshhhh...their fixin' to land..."😉
I don't care who you are...that's just plain funny!
> I don't care who you are...that's just plain funny!
😀 Agreed. :whistle:
That's a lotta BULL!
🙂
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