BIRTH CONTROL FOR GRANDMA
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?
"Yes, but they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these thatthat could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 18 year old Granddaughter drinks. and believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
You gotta Love Grandmas!
:woot:
I had to share that one with my son. He has 3 sons and 1 daughter who is six. When he helps her dress for the day before going to the day camp, he puts her in long sleeves and pants - it's 100 degrees outside!!!
It's never too early to prepare them for the evils that await them. I know all about it. I used to be one of those potential evils 45 to 60 years ago.
At least you're honest about it, Cow. :whistle:
