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The idea was germinated here during a discussion about attending a seminar (or whatever) somewhere near the North Pole, Oregon or Washington, I think. The self-proclaimed “Greatest Surveryor ever known to the Universe and mankind forever, PERIOD” suggested a “Road Trip”. OK so we’re going to drive to this concert, err, seminar. Well GS (greatest surveyor) was supposed to drive from California and pick me up in Florida (it was on his way anyway) then we would head in whatever direction to pick up “The Boy from Indiana”(besides it sounds better than "BO").

Of course none of this happened but if it did it might have went something like this…..sigh……

After GS, me and the “Boy” finally hooked up we rode in a northerly direction, I think, (GS was the navigator, so God only knows where we were) for about fifteen brutal minutes and stopped here.

Inside, “Boy” started hitting on her like a fly on potato salad.

After a few (dozen) liquid libations we were too woozy to walk around and look for survey monuments so we decided driving would be better. Of course GS had to “lead” because of his almost divine perception of direction. Here is some of the local scenery as our journey to the seminar continued.

Whomever spotted the first survey marker would be allowed a snort of this…

On to the local scenery, I don’t know where we were….
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I doubt this would make it to the cover of the local Chamber of Commerce brochure

We decided to visit the local "swimmin hole" to try and sober, err refresh ourselves. First thing that happens is "Boy" sees this making him swerve causing this and this
Since we were on a quest we didn't deem in necessary to consult with the authorities and busy ourselves with some silly "paperwork".

On to the swimmin hole....
OMG!!! (low riders)

At this point GS and boy partake in a rather loud argument as to whether the "chick" in the bikini constitutes a "monument" because of age, thus entitling one to a "snort". Well one thing led to another and after the authorities arrived "Boy" had a difficult time explaining the snow cone on ......

TO BE CONTINUED............ (doubtful)

The Road Warrior Trio...

 
Posted : February 24, 2013 8:35 am
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Holy Crap, that is so funny I can not see this post through my tears.

Otter Out.

BO is better than BM right?

 
Posted : February 24, 2013 8:56 am
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That's what happens

When you consume way too much of the communion wine early on Sunday morning.

 
Posted : February 24, 2013 9:55 am
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Posted : February 24, 2013 12:12 pm
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Those were the days!

 
Posted : February 25, 2013 4:40 am
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bump

 
Posted : March 27, 2013 1:52 pm