Beer

Now you have me wanting McMenaiman's home made root beer. Only "beer" I will drink. 🙂 :beer: :good:

Sneaky Snake will steal your root beer.

A sneaky snake is a dead snake. 😉

That's funny you mention Fat Tire. I have seldom met a beer I didn't like, but Fat Tire is one of them. To me is tastes like a rubber tire. But that's just me.

Sneaky Snake by Tom T. Hall

SNEAKY SNAKE
Words and music by Tom T. Hall

Boys and girls take warning
If you go near the lake
keep your eyes wide open
And look for Sneaky Snake
Now maybe you won't see him
And maybe you won't hear
But he'll sneak up behind you
And drink all of your Root Beer.

CHORUS:
And then Sneaky Snake goes dancin'
wigglin' and a-hissin'
Sneaky Snake goes dancin'
gigglin' and a-kissin'
I don't like old Sneaky Snake,
He laughs too much, you see
When he goes wigglin' thru the grass
It tickles his underneath.

Well, Sneaky Snake drinks Root Beer and he just makes me sick
When he is not dancin', he looks just like a stick
Now he doesn't have any arms or legs, you cannot see his ears
And while we are not lookin', he's stealin' all of our beer.

CHORUS

Fat Tire is ok....but I much prefer New Belgium's Skinny Dip...1554 Enlightened Black Ale....Mothership Wit.....

Wind Powered and Employee owned!

I like Lagunitas IPA, among others.

Sneaky Snake by Tom T. Hall

Is that a real song or did you just write that?? Either way, impressive! Ok it makes me kinda feel sorry for the snake now. But only a TINY bit. 🙂

does new belgium still bottle the raspberry lambic?

Sneaky Snake by Tom T. Hall

Oh, come on, now. You never heard of Tom T. Hall????????

Tom T. Hall Songs
Albums Index (T) Songs Index (T) .1. (Margie`s At) The Lincoln Park Inn 2. A Bar With No Beer 3. A Million Miles To The City 4. A Picture Of Your Mother 5. A Week In A Country Jail 6. Adventures Of Linda Bohannon 7. Ain`t Got The Time 8. All You Want When You Please 9. America The Ugly 10. And I Love You So 11. Another Town 12. Back When Gas Was Thirty Cents A Gallon 13. Back When The Old Homeplace Was New 14. Back When We Were Young 15. Ballad Of Bill Crump 16. Ballad Of Forty Dollars 17. Barn Dance 18. Barroom Stranger 19. Beautiful River Of Life 20. Beauty Is A Fading Flower 21. Beer Drinker`s Waltz 22. Big Motel On The Mountain 23. Bill Monroe For Breakfast 24. Bourbon Man 25. Canadian Women Canadian Clubs 26. Candy In The Window 27. Carter Boys 28. Chattanooga Dog 29. Cloudy Day 30. Coot Marseilles Blues 31. Country Cabin Itis 32. Country Is 33. Daddy, What If 34. Deal 35. Different Feeling 36. Do It To Someone You Love 37. Don`t Forget The Coffee Billy Joe 38. Easter Is 39. Everybody Loves To Hear A Bird Sing 40. Everything From Jesus To Jack Daniels 41. Fallen Women 42. Faster Horses 43. Faster Horses (cowboy And The Poet) 44. Faster Horses (The Cowboy And The Poet) 45. Flat-footin` It 46. Forbidden Flowers 47. Forget It 48. Fox On The Run 49. From A Mansion To A Honky-tonk 50. George (And The North Woods) 51. Gimme Peace 52. Girl Who Read The Same Book All The Time 53. Girl You Sure Know How To Say Goodbye 54. Girls In Saigon City 55. God Came Through Bellville Georgia 56. Gone To Hell In A Basket 57. Goodbye Cowgirl 58. Greed Kills More People Than Whiskey 59. Halloween Is 60. Hang Them All 61. Happy Groundhog Day 62. Harmonica Man 63. Harper Valley P.t.a. 64. High Steppin` Proud 65. Highways 66. Hitchhiker 67. Homecoming 68. How To Talk To A Little Baby Goat 69. How`d You Get Home So Soon 70. I Can`t Dance 71. I Care 72. I Feel Like Flying Away 73. I Flew Over Our House Last Night 74. I Hope It Rains At My Funeral 75. I Know Who I`ll Be Seeing In New Zeland 76. I Left You Some Kisses On The Door 77. I Like Beer 78. I Love 79. I Miss A Lot Of Trains 80. I Still Care What Happens To You 81. I Took A Memory To Lunch 82. I Want To See The Parade 83. I Washed My Face In The Morning Dew 84. I Wish I Had A Million Friends 85. It Feels Better Now 86. It Sure Can Get Cold In Des Moines 87. It`s Got To Be Kentucky For Me 88. I`ll Go Somewhere And Sing My Songs Again 89. I`m A Cowboy Too 90. I`m Forty Now 91. I`m Just Not An Easy Man To Love 92. I`m Not Ready Yet 93. Jesus On The Radio (Daddy On The Phone) 94. Joe Don`t Let Your Music Kill You 95. Kentucky Feb. 27.`71 96. Kentucky In The Morning 97. L A Blues 98. L.a. Blues 99. Last Country Song 100. Last Hard Town 101. Legend Of The Lady Bear 102. Letters 103. Little Bitty 104. Little Brown Suitcase 105. Little Green Flower With The Yellow On Top 106. Little Lady Preacher 107. Local Flowers 108. Loneliest Girl In The Crowd 109. Looking Forward To Seeing You Again 110. Lost In Florida 111. Love`s Been Good To Me 112. Lovin` Arms 113. Lying Jim 114. Magnificent Music Machine 115. Mama Bake A Pie 116. Mama Bake A Pie (Daddy Kill A Chicken) 117. Margie`s At The Lincoln Park Inn 118. Mc Leay Street In Sydney 119. Me And Jesus 120. Me And Jimmie Rodgers 121. Monkey That Became President 122. More About John Henry 123. Mr. Bo Jangles 124. Myra 125. Mysterious Fox Of Fox Hollow 126. Nashville Is A Groovy Little Town 127. Negatory Romance 128. Never Having You 129. No New Friends Please 130. Ode To A Half A Pound Of Ground Round 131. Ode To Half A Pound of Ground Round 132. Old Dogs And Children And Watermelon Wine 133. Old Dogs Children And Watermelon Wine 134. Old Dogs, Children And Watermelon Wine 135. Old Enough To Want To 136. Old Enough To Want To (Fool Enough To Try) 137. Old Five And Dimers Like Me 138. Old Habits Die Hard 139. Old Side Of Town 140. Ole Lonesome George The Basset 141. One Hundred Children 142. One More Song For Jesus 143. One Of The Mysteries Of Life 144. Over And Over Again 145. Over The Rainbow 146. Pamela Brown 147. Pay No Attention To Alice 148. Piece Of The Road 149. Pinto The Wonder Horse Is Dead 150. Pisty 151. Pratt Street 152. Promise And The Dream 153. Put Another Log On The Fire 154. Raking Up Leaves 155. Ramona`s Revenge 156. Rattle Mouse 157. Ravishing Ruby 158. Redneck Riviera 159. Rolling Mills Of Middletown 160. Royal Annie 161. Running Wild 162. Sad Song For My Friend 163. Salute To A Switchblade 164. Saturday Morning Song 165. Second Handed Flower 166. Second Handed Flowers 167. Senior Citizen Star 168. Shame On The Rain 169. She Gave Her Heart To Jethro 170. Ships Go Out 171. Shoes And Dress That Alice Wore 172. Shoeshine Man 173. Sing A Little Baby To Sleep 174. Sing A Little Baby To Sleep (Ode To Eddie) 175. Singer`s Song 176. Six O`clock News 177. Sky Blue True 178. Sneaky Snake 179. Soldier Of Fortune 180. Song For Uncle Curt 181. Song Of The One Legged Chicken 182. Songwriter 183. Souvenirs 184. Spokane Motel Blues 185. St. George Isle 186. St. Louis Named A Shoe After Me 187. Story Of Your Life Is In Your Face 188. Strawberry Farms 189. Subdivision Blues 190. Texas Never Fell In Love With Me 191. Thank You Connersville Indiana 192. Thanksgiving Is 193. That Song Is Driving Me Crazy 194. That`ll Be All Right With Me 195. That`s How I Got To Memphis 196. That`s Why You Have To Be You 197. The Carter Boys 198. The Hitch-hiker 199. The Little Lady Preacher 200. The Monkey That Became President 201. The Old Side Of Town 202. The Son Of Clayton Delaney 203. The Year That Clayton Delaney Died 204. There Is A Miracle In You 205. Time Takes Care Of A Few Things 206. Too Many Do-goods 207. Trees In Philadelphia 208. Trip To Hyden 209. Tulsa Telephone Book 210. Turn It On, Turn It On, Turn It On 211. Waiting On The Other Shoe To Fall 212. Wasted Borrowed Money 213. Water Blue 214. Watertown Tennessee 215. Way I`ve Always Been 216. Way We Were 217. Week In A Country Jail 218. We`re All In This Thing Alone 219. What A Song 220. When Nobody Wants Your Body Anymore 221. Whiskey Castles 222. Who Needs A Baby 223. Whole Lot Of Love 224. Who`s Gonna Feed Them Hogs 225. Willy The Wandering Gypsy And Me 226. Windy City Anne 227. World According To Raymond 228. World The Way I Want It 229. Year That Clayton Delaney Died 230. You Are My Hero 231. You Show Me Your Heart (And I`ll Show You Mine) 232. Your Birthday Is 233. Your Man Loves You Honey

I like PBR

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Heinekin is some nasty stuff.

I think it's the green bottle (bad for beer).

We recently went to a concert where we had backstage passes allowing us to go into the artist hospitality area with free beer. All they had was Heineken and Heineken Light. Considering that everybody else was paying $8 for a little cup of beer, Heineken didn't taste all that bad.

I can't go to concerts.

Everything is overamped and way too loud for me. Frankly I don't need the trumpet to have a microphone jammed up its bell. I can hear it just fine with no amp.

They are literally painful (I've abused my ears too much already). No one believes me. On the rare occasion I go my wife can't understand why I get annoyed and uptight (it's my ears).

Sneaky Snake by Tom T. Hall

Wow, Cow I guess he is a real artist!! Can't say I've ever heard of him though if I heard one of his songs I may recognize it. One never knows...

Here are the lyrics to a big hit

Old Dogs And Children And Watermelon Wine Lyrics

"how old do you think I am? " he said.
I said, well, I didn't know.
He said, "i turned 65 about 11 months ago."

I was sittin' in miami pourin' blended whiskey down
When this old gray black gentleman was cleanin' up the lounge

There wasn't anyone around 'cept this old man and me
The guy who ran the bar was watchin' "ironsides" on tv
Uninvited, he sat down and opened up his mind
On old dogs and children and watermelon wine

"ever had a drink of watermelon wine? " he asked
He told me all about it, though I didn't answer back
"ain't but three things in this world that's worth a solitary dime,
But old dogs and children and watermelon wine."

He said, "women think about they-selves, when menfolk ain't around.
And friends are hard to find when they discover that you're down."
He said, "i tried it all when I was young and in my natural prime;
Now it's old dogs and children and watermelon wine."

"old dogs care about you even when you make mistakes;
God bless little children while they're still too young to hate."
When he moved away I found my pen and copied down that line
'bout old dogs and children and watermelon wine.

I had to catch a plane up to atlanta that next day
As I left for my room I saw him pickin' up my change
That night I dreamed in peaceful sleep of shady summertime
Of old dogs and children and watermelon wine.