People should realize that dust bunnies under the bed are extremely combustible!
I guess this is really sad. Just the thought of somebody chasing bugs with a lighter..you know, knockin' over lamps and cussin' the whole time is hilarious to me. I must be sick and twisted.
Some years back, my ex-wife was out working in her flower garden one sunny Spring day. It stretched for about 60 feet or so along the South side of the pond, and she had put a lot of time (and money) into flowers to brighten things up.
Well, we had a butt load of Cottonwood trees, and the “cotton” was about a foot deep in (and OVER) her purdy flowers. She was cussing like a sailor, and trying to clean her flowerbed out one handful at a time.
Welllll...I strolled over there (beer in hand), and told her that the cotton burns like wildfire if you light it. Before I could finish my next drag on my beer (and explain why that would NOT be a good idea), she whipped out her lighter and torched the cotton!
It (of course) took off like something out of a Terminator movie, she jumped up, grabbed my beer, and started running up and down the flowerbed screaming and trying to “beer it out” (which of course didn't work too well).
This all lasted about 5 seconds, and I was cracking up pretty good!
She (of course) failed to see the humor in it...
Loyal
Or you, eventually ! 😐
Cheers
Derek
Think he used one of these?
Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmm......
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Y'all have a great Sunday.
