Some people are really over impressed with the ability to make noise with their vocal chords:
I was going to post this under "humor"....but it's not funny at all. It is sad.
It bothers me when a quote isn't specifically attributed to a person . . . such as the dangling last quote . . . the joke(?).
Anyway . . .
it is sad to see(or hear), this kind of perverse lamenting to someone who appears to actually be needing/wanting an open ear and help . . .
. . . but we've all seen it before . . . it's not new.
Reminds me of a Winston Churchill quote:
Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
Or W.C. Fields
Lady: "You Sir, are drunk!"
W.C.: "You madam are ugly, at least in the morning I'll be sober!"
:beer:
-JD-
I'm not sure I get it. I have seen some awful looking women. And some awful looking women.
They AREN'T Twins?!
A very mean, nasty, unattractive woman enters the Wal-Mart store with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter says hello to the kids and then hello to the lady who just grunts at the greeter in return. The greeter asks the lady, "Great kids! Are they twins?"
"No," replies the lady, "one is 9 the other is 7. Do they look like twins?"
"No," the greeter says, "I just couldn't believe you could get laid twice."
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the other boys would constantly tease him. They would always say he was dumb. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime, Johnny would always take the nickel — they said, because it was bigger.
One day, after Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know that the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger, or what?” Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face.
Johnny said, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it. So far I’ve saved $20!
:):-P 😛 😛 😛 😛 😀 😐 :'( :clap:
Awful looking women ruin marriages....
And they sure help the bottom line of "big alcohol"!! 😀
In my experience, an awful-looking woman can improve her appearance 100% with a smile.
Once the lights are out, it's all personality.
