Whatever you do, do not ask your wife if SHE knows Linnie.
If your wife is like mine a sign is NOT what would be tied to a post in the front yard.
Andy
Aloha, Holy Cow: People actually do this on their front yard?:worried:
Linnie in confessional: "Father, I've been having affairs with 2 women at once, one named Luann and one named Vivian.
Priest: Oh, dear. How long has it been since your last confession?
Linnie: Oh, I've never done this. I'm not even Catholic.
Priest: Then why are you telling me this?
Linnie: Are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!
I knew a fellow just like Linnie many years ago. He had been married several times. One day one of the secretaries in our office overheard him mention three ex-wives by name. She was shocked. She asked him how many wives he had had. He thought for a minute and said somewhere around 30. She really flipped out then so asked how on Earth he had gotten married thirty times. He then told her that he had only been married six times but there were twenty or more others that he had "had" who happened to be wives at the time. Not his wife, someone else's.
