plan on being up at midnight tonight? Hope everyone has a happy and job packed New Year....
rberry5886, post: 406848, member: 232 wrote: plan on being up at midnight tonight? Hope everyone has a happy and job packed New Year....
I'm expecting to be in bed before then....Happy and safe New year ahead for you and all.
Uh. Not exactly how to answer that question. Let's just say that I intend to be AWAKE at midnight.
At my age there's a really good chance the fireworks will wake me up. And I'm sure I'll have to pee anyway...
Old fahrt here... Um, I plan to be asleep!
It's about time you give the missus some time off.
Holy Cow, post: 406882, member: 50 wrote: It's about time you give the missus some time off.
Old joke number 172:
Two neighbor women gossiping over the fence one afternoon. One was complaining her husband had been home on vacation all week, and all he wanted to do was have sex. The other lady asked, "How long is he off for?"
The first lady replied, "Usually just long enough for a short nap.."
(insert rim-shot)
Happy 2017 to you all!
Happy New Year to all of you. Even those still waiting.
I was in town some time back, buying some groceries. This gal comes up, looks at me, and back at my wife, then at the kids. She says "you aughta give her a break!"
I said, i know. I've offered to give her a break. (With feigned sincerity, and with deep emotion) Get an extra wife, or a concubine. But no! She says she'll do it all herself! I feel sorry for her too! But, thanks for your concern!
If looks could kill!
Too funny!
She said, "that's not what I meant, and you know it!"
I said "i feel sorry for her too". She's such a glutton for punishment!
My wife was hiding her giggles!
O well! happy new year!
paden cash, post: 406885, member: 20 wrote: Old joke number 172:
The first lady replied, "Usually just long enough for a short nap.."
Happy 2017 to you all!
You left off the rest of it: "And then he wakes up hungry!"
rberry5886, post: 406848, member: 232 wrote: plan on being up at midnight tonight? Hope everyone has a happy and job packed New Year....
Latest I've been up in years; was here and didn't get back to the hotel room until 2:00 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-years-eve-2016-watch-9539701
James Fleming, post: 406904, member: 136 wrote: Latest I've been up in years; was here and didn't get back to the hotel room until 2:00 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-years-eve-2016-watch-9539701
You're probably not hanging around for the Chelsea-Tottenham match on Wednesday. That's going to an intense game for a number of reasons to say the least. Oh, I remember that you're more of a rugby guy.
rberry5886, post: 406848, member: 232 wrote: plan on being up at midnight tonight? Hope everyone has a happy and job packed New Year....
You mean LAST night? Not me, the whole body ÛÏshootinÛª matchÛ aka: brain, instructs the rest of my physical being to ÛÏGit yer ass in da bed boyÛ at 8:25pm, and then has the nerve to insist IÛªm up and ÛÏat emÛ so to speak at 4:30am so as to be at the office by 5:15am. 😉
Happy New Year !
I just couldn't wait up any longer with that extra second involved.
