"Ammunition" for James Flemming

Do they serve alligator? On the menu?
Looks like reporting worldwide is short on spell checks
"threw the alligator threw a drive-thru window"

Unfortunately, nobody has a sense of humor any more.

My first car was a 50 model Chevy. Somebody pulled my back seat and put an armadillo in the trunk. Don't know how long it was in there. It did start bouncing around back there one night out in the driveway and woke dad up and he woke me up to get the keys and see what was up. He was not happy and I had to chase the critter down and get rid of it.

The next day it was found in the trunk of a 46 Ford coupe in town.............

B-)

That rascal sure liked car trunks, didn't he?:-P

It wasn't me, but I knew a fellow who hunkered down as flat as possible under a bunch of stuff on the floor between the front seat and back seat of his Dad's car one night when his older brother used it to take his sweetheart out on a date. All H-E-double hockey sticks broke loose shortly after the sweetheart agreed to hop in the back seat with the brother for some naked fun. A back door opened and he popped up from under all the stuff where he had been for over an hour and scared the lovers to death. It was a long walk home, but he laughed the whole way.

Mr. Cow, that was a trick played on a friend of mine at his wedding. We filled the ENTIRE interior of his car with balloons and newspapers. A layer of balloons and a layer of newspapers, etc. After the wedding and reception they took off from the church thinking they had gotten away cleanly, AFTER clearing out enough balloons to get in. They were almost out of town when another friend raised up from the back seat saying, "Where are we going?" SCREEEEEEECH!!!!! He did find a pay phone and we went to get him.

I was surveying at Cradle Mountain once which is frequented by Currawongs. They are decent sized birds, sharp beaks capable of tearing into packs (rucksacks) and extricating the contents.
Having lunch one day I lured one into my vehicle and grabbed it and ran to the other crews station wagon. They saw me coming and quickly locked themselves inside.
However they'd forgotten about the tailgate so in went the bird. The occupants extricated themselves from that vehicle in extremely rapid fashion.
I was not very popular as the poor bird crapped over everything in its endeavour to get out.
Here's an image of the bird at Cradle Mountain. They are magnificent with (to me) a soothing sound when out camping.

The worst wedding prank was when one of the guys released 100 crickets in the Groom's car. The Bride's father had to trade cars before the Bride would leave the church. Very few saw any humor in this.

Nobody has a sense of humor? The funniest wedding story I have was perpetrated by the groom at the wedding of a cousin's son. The couple knelt down during the ceremony and the whole congregation stifled their laughter because his shoes had painted on the soles:
H M
E E
L
P

He might have been able to blame it on the groomsmen, but he had been seen carrying in a pair of shoes and changing shortly before the ceremony.