A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was headi...ng straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, ÛÏBusiness trip or pleasure?Û
She turned, smiled and said, ÛÏBusiness. IÛªm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, ÛÏWhatÛªs your Business at this convention?Û
ÛÏLecturer,Û she responded. ÛÏI use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.Û ÛÏReally?Û he said. ÛÏAnd what kind of myths are there?Û
ÛÏWell,Û she explained, ÛÏone popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.Û
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. ÛÏIÛªm Sorry,Û she said, ÛÏI shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I donÛªt even know your name.Û
ÛÏTonto,Û the man said, ÛÏTonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
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Good one Ruel
Reminds me of a similar joke by one of my favourites, Steven Wright.
My bus came and I sat down next to this beautiful blonde Chinese girl. I said, "Hello," and she said, "Hello." And I said, "Isn't it an amazing day?" And she said, "Yes, it is, I guess." I said, "What do you mean, you guess?" She said, "Well, things haven't been going too well for me lately." I said, "like what?" She said, " I can't tell you, I don't even know you." I said, "Yeah, but sometimes it's good to tell your problems to an absolute, total stranger on a bus." She said, "Well, I just came back from my analyst, and he's still unable to help me." I said, "What's the problem?" She paused and said, "I'm a nymphomaniac and I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys." And she said, "By the way, my name is Diane." I said, "Hello, Diane, I'm Bucky Goldstein."
A man had already taken his seat on the airplane and was getting comfortable when a pretty young lady was coming down the isle looking at seat numbers and took a seat right beside him. The man smiled and said hi, then continued with his piddling.
After a few minutes, the young lady sneezed and then her entire body shuddered. The man said "Bless You" and continued with what he was doing. In less than a minute she sneezed again and once again her entire body quivered.
Then man took notice of this and asked if she was ok. She said she was fine and picked up a magazine to read. After a few minutes the young lady sneezed and once again, her whole body shook.
With a little bit of concern mixed with curiosity, the man asked "Are you sure you are OK? can I get you anything? I know sneezing is normal but I have never seen anyone that their entire body would shake every time they sneeze."
The young lady replied "I'm fine, I just have this condition that every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man almost busted out laughing but managed to maintain his composure. He asked "Are you taking anything for this condition?
The young lady replied "Yes, pepper seems to help."
