I've argued with myself several times on whether to put something in Humor or Chit Chat.?ÿ Merging them will be fine.

Elevation is 3655 feet.

Is that really in Hawaii?

I'm in the LIVE stock business.?ÿ The best rule of thumb to apply is to watch me.?ÿ When I sell, the markets will soar shortly thereafter.?ÿ If I buy,...

You are not in my backyard.?ÿ That's for certain. Where the heck is that?

All the way down is the norm.?ÿ All the way up is labeled X.?ÿ Easy adjustment.?ÿ Works 99 percent of the time.

Go to recent as my standard search.

For those with weak stomachs, do not scroll down further than the subject story.?ÿ You are welcome.