Send me an address to DLLindell@msn.com.?ÿ I have something for you.

Heavens-to-Betsy!

@dougie :?ÿ It's the LOVE of money is the root of all evil.

Someone once brought into the office some snake they caught and cooked.?ÿ When asked if I wanted some, I said "I'll have a leg."

Ditch the old fashioned transits (but not the levels) except for one session where you explain "lower motion", "upper motion", four-screw leveling, an...

I resemble that remark!

Ric Moore should be your expert for this. Where are you, Ric?!?!

@john-nolton :?ÿ Tap "Print Screen" key (which sends it to the clipboard). Open the "Paint" application (under accessories). Control+V puts the scre...

@bill93 :?ÿ No collision.?ÿ Springfield is east of Podunk.?ÿ The apple guy went east and the watermelon guy went west.?ÿ?ÿ

@williwaw : When one of my coworkers returned on Monday from taking the professional exam I asked him what kind of questions were on the exam.?ÿ He sa...

@norman-oklahoma :?ÿ Surveys are a grand.?ÿ Litigation is hundreds of grand.

I became enamored of checklists when a former worker told me about his new son-in-law, an airline pilot.?ÿ They don't take off without having checked ...

Tombow has a large selection.

I told my helper today that we at least made enough money to pay his wages for the day, even though everything seemed to go wrong with my planning.

@flga-2-2 : When I was in school the chart only went up to 89.

The horse was out in the corn field when it was so hot the corn started popping.?ÿ The horse thought it was snow and froze to death.

Does a beer belly count?