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Ok I may have shared this story a few years ago and im too lazy at the moment to retrieve:

Gravity survey North East corner Nevada. Near Million Acre ranch. Lots of land for ranging and grazing lots of cattle.

June 23,2007.

Dead bull. In the only place an ATV can access the entire canyon. Passed by uneventfully 3 times so far. Small not too bad yet.

Dead for at least 4 of 5 days, exploded after the swelling exceeded the strength of his rotting flesh.

The cloud of flies started about 50m away now. Small is wafting down the valley about 1 or 2 miles even.

To pass now, I wrap up my head and neck with light blanket.its 95F.

The?ÿ flies sound like a motor louderthan the ATV.

I hold my breath for at least a minute as I approach and another or longer as I pass amd depart nearly blacking out.

The small permeates the fabric.

I leave it behind.

Laundry night.

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Yum.


 
Posted : February 25, 2021 2:01 pm
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That's when you are supposed to wrap a chain around one leg and PULLLLLLLL.?ÿ That's when you discover the hip bone is no longer connected to the pelvis bone due to deterioration.


 
Posted : February 25, 2021 2:21 pm
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I hate call phones and autocorrupt


 
Posted : February 25, 2021 3:39 pm
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Having problems today recognizing the "E" key??ÿ Small = smell and call = cell.


 
Posted : February 25, 2021 4:27 pm
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30mph winds, bright sunlight, and dry fingers on tiny cell phone make for worse typo collateral damage.... 😉


 
Posted : February 25, 2021 11:08 pm

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