The first minute or so is standard stuff. Hang in there until the featured performer holds the microphone up to the fellow in the middle. If you can watch the next couple of minutes without laughing, you need a funny bone implant.
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Beautiful.
That there's funny. I don't care who you are....;)
Thanks HC that was great, made my day.
The very definition of the word "contagious".
Holy Cow, post: 438865, member: 50 wrote: The very definition of the word "contagious".
I'm reminded of a somber moment from almost sixty years ago at my Grandma McGillicuddy's funeral.
Being chosen as a pallbearer was an honored position as my grandparents had sixty something grandchildren...including Uncle Fred's 2 boys from his next door neighbor's wife prior to his official divorce from Auntie Nita. There was the usual argument amongst my aunts and uncles as to the "chosen six" and age finally won out. The rest of us grandkids were arranged in front and rear of the casket for Granny's last stroll on Earth. Younger and shorter would be in front. Due to our age Holden and I wound up darn near in front. Cole was one of the chosen six and had cautioned Holden and me to "fly right" or else. Everything went well until I was attacked internally by the half-dozen deviled eggs I had nabbed at my aunt's house for breakfast...
We were reverently escorting Granny down the aisle between the pews amidst the grief and sobbing and I started breaking wind. Holden started laughing. Laughter at an inappropriate moment can be so infectious...and deviled egg farts can be soooo noxious. Being near the front I was actually "crop dusting" the entire entourage that followed.
So there we were carrying Granny to the hearse...all thirty something grandkids that could make the service. Those that weren't laughing were trying hard to get their nostrils up into some clean atmosphere. If it hadn't had been so sad it would have been hilarious.
Cole waited until the next day to kick my ass...
At least farting isn't actually contagious.
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This one is pretty good too! [MEDIA=youtube]3lDo1fGA0XI[/MEDIA]
OMG - is that funny!! As soon as I get the coffee I spit all over my keyboard, desk, monitors and wall cleaned up I am gonna run home and get some dry underwear!
