Not sure how many over yonder have endured the procedure, but this little (4.5 minutes) lament by a local songster still gives me a cackle.
I imagine your terminology is not that far removed from ours.
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Heard this one 30 years ago, and like it better. Don't see a you-tube of it, though.
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When the Doc pulls on it, it feels like your brain is being pulled down into your neck.
My wife and I knew the Urologist who did mine 30+ years ago. I laughed and told him I was bringing my .45 to lay up on the table next to me. "We're not going to hurt each other, are we?". Loose sweat pants, an ice bag, and NO CHILDREN in your lap (I learned that one the hard way).
Andy