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(@adamsurveyor)
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Yea, but they know how to party..

> The other year there, a Polack locked his keys in his car, and it took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out!

Now that's just silly, why didn't he just have someone in his family drive the car to the locksmith? Or maybe if no one could drive they could have rolled down one of the windows and he could have crawled in and driven it to a locksmith.

 
Posted : December 29, 2011 12:39 pm
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Yea, but they know how to party..

> The other year there, a Polack locked his keys in his car, and it took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out!

If that wasn't such a true story about my ex-sister in-law, it would be funny. She went out to nap in the car, and locked the doors. A while later hubby went looking for her and she was banging on the windows - from the inside - screaming for him to unlock the damn door. Yes, she is polish. Yes, she was also very inebriated. I don't know if those two things matter, but it was still hilareous.

 
Posted : December 29, 2011 12:46 pm
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Yea, but they know how to party..

"Now that's just silly, why didn't he just have someone in his family drive the car to the locksmith? Or maybe if no one could drive they could have rolled down one of the windows and he could have crawled in and driven it to a locksmith."

ROFLMAO!

That was hilarious, still have tears from laughing!

Happy New Year!

 
Posted : December 29, 2011 1:37 pm
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Yea, but they know how to party..

Met a guy at a sports stadium, asked him 'are you a pole vaulter?'

'No I'm German actually. How did you know my name?'

 
Posted : December 29, 2011 1:45 pm
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Yea, but they know how to party..

> Met a guy at a sports stadium, asked him 'are you a pole vaulter?'
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> 'No I'm German actually. How did you know my name?'

That is hilareous!!

My guess is Jeff Dunham will soon be using that joke for his old geezer puppet "Vaulter". Now you'll be rich as soon as the royalties start flowing in.:-)

 
Posted : December 29, 2011 1:48 pm
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