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(@roadhand)
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This weekend we are taking my second son Jacob off to college at Notheastern State University in OK. There he will have the opportunity to study as well as play Division II football. He likes to noodle so I am thinking that he might fit in fine in OK, I am afraid he is gonna have to take up dippin copenhagen though to get the taste of kissin Oklahoma girls out of his mouth 😛

 
Posted : August 8, 2013 6:26 am
(@holy-cow)
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In Oklahoma, you know it's true love when you swap chews in midkiss. She gets yours, you get hers.

At least, that is what I was told by a graduate of Panhandle State U.

Get him trained properly on the correct pronunciation of Miami ASAP. Also train him to stay away from anything with a name that sounds like Downstream, Bordertown, High Winds and similar dens of inequity (the house always wins).

 
Posted : August 8, 2013 7:19 am
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Noodle n'
One of the great double entendres of the Ozarks as mentioned in the great Ozark novels of Donald Harington.

 
Posted : August 8, 2013 7:41 am
(@stephen-johnson)
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> This weekend we are taking my second son Jacob off to college at Notheastern State University in OK. There he will have the opportunity to study as well as play Division II football. He likes to noodle so I am thinking that he might fit in fine in OK, I am afraid he is gonna have to take up dippin copenhagen though to get the taste of kissin Oklahoma girls out of his mouth 😛
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It is not the Oklahoma Girls, it is those from Arkansas, Missouri and Kansas he has to worry about.
B-)

 
Posted : August 12, 2013 10:23 am
(@paden-cash)
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Football coach at the A & M wants to sign young farm kid to play football so he takes him out to dinner. During dinner the coach wants to ask the kid a few questions.

"Son", said the coach, "Can you pass a football?"

"Coach", replied the freshman, "I can pass anything I can swaller!"

yeah I know, old number 37....

 
Posted : August 12, 2013 11:05 am