A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.?ÿ The barkeep asks the rabbit, "What do ya want to drink?"?ÿ The rabbit replied, "I have no idea.?ÿ I'm only here because of Autocorrect."
This is far too true.
That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it
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BEEP BEEP
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Who would have dreamed?
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Now, the truth comes out.
Oh, my!!!
Or a tom turkey.?ÿ I experienced both way back in the day.?ÿ The rooster would find me somewhere along the?ÿ journey from the house to the outhouse.?ÿ Smart bastard knew how to hide so that I thought he had gone away while in the outhouse.?ÿ WRONG.
This could be any of thousands of Chiefs and Eagles fans tomorrow morning while attempting to return to work.
I was terrified of African geese until I was about 11, knowing at that point I could just kick them.?ÿ
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Why didn't I think of this?
