Names: why do people do this to their children

@dougie

Nope, actually have almost a full head of dark brown hair with a little grey thrown in. ???? 

@flga

Me too! Although the front keeps going away, 1 hair at a time...

I had a neighbor named Richard Weiner.  His wife's last name was Brown, she choose not to hyphenate.

He was a nice guy but kind of a nutty professor, literally a physics prof at the university in town.  One night I heard him talking to his wife about the hose leaking at the interface meaning faucet.