Been out partying with the Nun again huh? Y'all must have listened to "Purple Haze" quite a bit. :p
I feel the need to explain my long lost friend, Sister Mary Bogart, and her life-long humanitarian work, that FL refers to frequently as some of you may not know her story.
At a young age the Sister found her work with the convent at Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt. There were some stories she was hiding out from warrants but after several 'private' interviews with a local police detective it was determined it was all a big mistake.
Sister Mary took to her work with zeal. One of her responsibilities was boy's PE teacher at the local parochial high school. Mother superior felt since she was only a few years older than the students she would be able to relate well with them.
She was a strict disciplinarian and kept many of the young boys late after class for being "naughty". Although many stories surfaced about her tendency to choose spanking as her "go-to" punishment none of the boys ever complained...
She was also an avid gardener at the convent.
Her gardening skills were so successful it was reported she single handedly replaced the school's fleet of vans and purchased Mother Superior a brand new Coupe DeVille.
But she also had a wanderlust. After a few years at the convent she left and it was reported she attempted a career in the adult film industry out on the coast. She eventually returned to her humanitarian work. Last I heard she was operating an air ambulance service in Medellin, Colombia for some successful Catholico businessmen in the area and flying gravely ill patients to medical facilities in the United States. Sometimes over a dozen flights a week.
And I believe she is a little young to have enjoyed Jimi's music. But she always liked the Allman Brothers Band. I even heard a rumor she was present bedside and helped the padre administer last rights for Greg Allman. Always a shining light in a world of darkness....;)
[USER=20]@paden cash[/USER]
LOL dude, that's the best "weasel out" of question answer I've ever heard. That explains why none of the Cash clan has ever been incarcerated, while in the interrogation room y'all just "explain" the facts in your terms and interrogators get totally confused and dismss any charges. Cool.
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