Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25
years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells
his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit
the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says,
"Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't
help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is
perfect."
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember.":-)
Hahahaha this is cute. Thanks for sharing.
I'm offended
A buddy called the other day to invite me to play in a golf tournament.
Being fairly busy lately I initially turned him down. Besides, my game's not what it used to be.
He persisited. "C'mon," he said, "It's for blind and special needs children."
And then I thought, "Hey, I could win this..."
I was filling out a new club membership after having finished a round of gold. I asked my caddie what he thought I should put down as my handicap.
He said "Your driving, your chipping and your putting"..
Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!
This isn't a watch, Sir, its a compass!
I play golf with my son, not because I like golf but because I get to drive the golf cart. 😀 (that's because I pay the greens fee) If by some sheer outrageous luck I break 100 on the front nine I consider it a good day!
Have a great week!
> I play golf with my son, not because I like golf but because I get to drive the golf cart. 😀 (that's because I pay the greens fee) If by some sheer outrageous luck I break 100 on the front nine I consider it a good day!
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> Have a great week!
I have a set of clubs I bought in Midland, TX that have never been out of the bag.
Bought them in '98.
I bet you could beat me.
SJ
> I was filling out a new club membership after having finished a round of gold.
Round of "Gold" eh... Care to share some of this round of "gold" stuff??? 🙂
