Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honor of this holy season,” St. Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas in order to get into heaven.”
The man from Oregon fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle,” he said.
“You may pass through the pearly gates,” St. Peter said.
The man from Washington reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They're bells.”
Saint Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
The Texan started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The Texan replied, “These are Carols.”
i was gonna make an egg nog joke but i think i'll pass.
Radar
This is really funny since we have a Carol in our office. I wonder if she would think it is funny? Stay tuned....
> Radar
> This is really funny since we have a Carol in our office. I wonder if she would think it is funny? Stay tuned....
Hahhaaha I wonder too... What did she say??? 😛
I am thinking this thread could lead to a lawsuit and Carol's early retirement.
Good joke..
I have to wonder about guys, that carry girls panties, in their pockets, instead of on their heads!
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N
Are you familiar with the term "If looks could kill"
> Are you familiar with the term "If looks could kill"
Hahahha!! Oh yea...I give that look WELL!! 😉 :angel:
