I stole some t.p. from the office yesterday...
How should I discipline myself? ...lol
I hereby sentence you to use poisen oak, for TP, for one week!
(There, now get back to work!)
Crap...another thief. Your punishment should be placement in the bowels of the firm. Or checking the grammar of all documents outgoing (ie making sure all colons and semi colons are used properly) to make sure no one has half assed their efforts. You should then fix all cracks in the walls of the office. After that it's a complete cleaning of all stools used by inside folks.
There will be no movement in your pay until these efforts are complete.
Your morning constitutional shall commence tomorrow first thing (that means before you shave).
There...problem solved....:)
Why punish yourself? Didn't you take it so you could do some "paperwork"?
Give yourself a bonus!:-P
> I stole some t.p. from the office yesterday...
> How should I discipline myself? ...lol
I wouldn't worry about the occasional role of tp. Having said that, just be careful that same rogue doesn't start huggin' and kissin' on your wife. You gotta watch someone who would be bold enough to do that. 😉
Larry P
And here I thought you meant someone had kidnapped an employee. That would be a very interest thread to follow on here.
Pilfering is serious business. Please go down the street and steal from a chain restaurant next time. They are better able to er, absorb the cost.
Written reprimand, on the media available (TP), and placed in your permanent record.
This has been a very down to earth thread.
Very adsorbing though!
N
Poison Oak TP
Many years ago my father stopped on the side of a dirt country road and went into the woods to "take care of business". He found a spot and after finishing "his business", he reached for some leaves. When he was done he headed back to the truck. It was a hot July day and sweat was rolling down his brow. He reached up and wiped it away with his hand. Turns out, the TP was poison oak. I was too young to remember the incident but he told be that he was covered with an out-break on both ends....:-(
you need to find out the company the supplies the armed forces and apparently the State of Montana. I'm pretty sure that it all comes out of the same GS warehouse somewhere.
the stuff will take barnacles off of a battleship. 🙁
NO ONE steals it for personal use....
well maybe if they were going to sand down a rig for re-painting.....
