Dennis, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.
Dennis suggests they go in.
Dennis addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Dennis: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Dennis: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Dennis: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Dennis: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Dennis: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Dennis: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Dennis: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Dennis: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Dennis: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Dennis: "We'd like to use this store as our bridal registry."
My fiancee is at Macy's right now...registering for our wedding.
She's 29...I tell her (regularly) she is losing her market value, and better get hitched soon.
Brother-
Let us know how long it takes to have the swelling in your eyes go down when she reads this !
TNAI
I was married to a 29 year-old once. Then she wised up and left me two months later.
> My fiancee is at Macy's right now...registering for our wedding.
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> She's 29...I tell her (regularly) she is losing her market value, and better get hitched soon.
My wife and I were married on the day before her 30th birthday, thus making my remembering two important dates that much easier.
