Ever since I was a small child, I was aware that genders also seem to have their own sounds.
I think that most, if not all electric starters make a FEMALE sound.
Here is this hot camero, with a 8oo HP motor.
Starter goes he he he he, then VROOOOM motor fires up. It's just not masculine.
The starter sound, is girl, and the motor roaring is masculine.
Hence, my idea. A box, under the hood with it's own rechargeable battery. Box has a big speaker, and a mini computer, and blue tooth.
Enter the Sound box app on the iphone. Set the sound for engine starter, for staccato machine gun fire.
Now, while fireing up the Camaro, you hear: TA TA TA TA VROOOOM! (No more girl sounds)
Or you can set it to Beethoven's 5th Symphony.
If you are the more mild sort of male, you can put Brahms lullaby in it!
You can program ANY sound into it you like.
You can put one on the Clothes Dryer "Hey, yer clothes are dry" (Sweet little feminine voice)
Or the washer, "Come switch the loads" (Big deep baritone)
Or, when somebody rings the door bell, you hear the (O I cannot think of the name of that obnoxious female comedian, who played with "Dan", and had a cackling laugh)
Or whatever sound you want to associate, with anybody, or any event you like.
Just a fine sound box, with many options. It would be fun!
Nate
Don't know about all that, but this girl made a sound yesterday that all the boys couldn't top.
Roseanne Barr?
Latin-based languages
Latin-based languages use masculine/feminine/neuter to describe their nouns. A table is feminine while a desk is masculine.
THAT was totally uncalled for..... eeeewwwwwww
That would be Goldie Hawn.
Very Reasonable, You Eat At A Table, Work At A Desk
Not sure Danica knows why she is there? My conspircay theory is that the boys want her there so they can boot her in the rear and out of the race on the first lap. The real action this week is as the boys race to find out who starts # 3 and gets all the honors in that first boot.
Second problem is the track she raced on yesterday will not be the same next weekend after a week of many more races.
Or she could have paid attention to what Mario was talking about over the years. In 1967 Mario went down to Daytona and set his car up loose and qualified fastest. What he did after that was not expected, he kept the loose setup, working harder because of it and won the race, his only Nascar win. Don't know if Danica is trying the same scheme.
If this was a setup to boost TV, we will probably hear it from John Francis.
Paul in PA
Very Reasonable, You Eat At A Table, Work At A Desk
I doubt she can win, but she had one of the fastest cars during testing and the fastest car the last practice. Not sure Tony will put up with any shenanigans since it's his money paying for it. Anybody other than him boots her out of the way on the final lap, there's gonna probably be hell to pay.
Very Reasonable, You Eat At A Table, Work At A Desk
>...is that the boys want her there so they can boot her in the rear....
Okay, I can't be the only one who's mind went there 😉
Roseanne Barr?? You been sniffing your own methane again ?
> Roseanne Barr?
D'yup. That's the one. If she were the LAST girl on earth, procreation would cease, for me!
🙂
N
Roseanne Barr?? You been sniffing your own methane again ?
Nothing says "Sexy" like my wife. She makes that gal look ugly!
Nate
Roseanne Barr?? You been sniffing your own methane again ?
His quote: Or, when somebody rings the door bell, you hear the (O I cannot think of the name of that obnoxious female comedian, who played with "Dan", and had a cackling laugh)
Come on, now. You know darn well it's tough to come up with the name of another obnoxious female comedian whose primary co-star's name was Dan. Goldie's laugh was a giggle, not really a laugh.
OK, lets go there
Roseanne Barr is to me:
what COARSE sandpaper is to fine furniture.
