All is calm in the back forty

My associate had a couple of dozen cows get loose from storm-downed fences early this morning. When I talked to him on the phone I told him he feeds those animals so well I can't imagine them wanting to go anywhere.

He calmly explained I was correct. It wasn't his cows he was really worried about. It was his cheapskate neighbor's cows that get in to eat all the good grub he keeps around for his cows.

All is well and everybody is back to where they're suppose to be. Some things are just more important than surveying. 😉