You've heard of Elf On A Shelf, now get ready for...

See all but the last two. ?????ÿ

Is the one supposed to be modeling clay??ÿ Doesn't fit the rhyme scheme so it must not.

Last one is too tough for me.

The fourth photo is of a donkey, which ruins the joke.?ÿ Check out donkey/ass markings if you doubt this.

Jo on Dough and brisket on trisket are my guesses

@holy-cow?ÿ I had to use Google Image search to figure out some of them, especially as I don't recognize a lot of "celebrities."

Goose on a Moose

Yoda on a soda

Cow on a plow

Mule on a stool (if they had used the right image)

Wookie on a cookie

Scoobie on a doobie

Farley on a Harley

Sloth on a goth

J-Lo on Play-Doh

Brisket on a Trisket

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Yoda pop, yoda pop, oh, yoda, yoda pop. In place of lollipop.