A friend just now sent me these:
1. It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering!
2. Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
3. Said one cow to his friend, ??Something in the way she Moos attracts me like no udder lover.?
4. The King of Spain has been quarantined on his private jet. That means the reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
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2. Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Worth a groan indeed.?ÿ Here's one more:
I have a dwarf friend that is epileptic.?ÿ He decided to open a pizza joint.
I told him he needs to name the place "Little Seizures".....?ÿ (insert rim shot)
I had a midget friend who belonged to a nudist camp.?ÿ He was always sticking his nose in other people's business.
Those are baaaaad.?ÿ Reminds me of the old, "Do you know what's gross?" jokes.?ÿ Those were really, really, really bad.
