Tomorrow (Saturday) is my wife's 75th birthday.
I've offered to make her breakfast, but I can't decide on Original or Honey-nut.
Got milk?
Offer her toaster waffles with some lunch meat between them so she can eat it like a sandwich.?ÿ Not bad.
I'm gonna have to try that...sounds good. It rates right up there with my night time snack of saltines with onion dip and grape jelly.
This thread indicates suicide!! Midnight snack is chocolate fudge with walnuts, and a glass of fresh milk, (hand milked from a real cow, no less!)
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Breakfast should be eggs cooked how she likes, toast how she likes, and everything how she likes. It's part of the fun of a spouse!!
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She would probably prefer you stay the hell out of "Her" kitchen so she doesn't have to clean up the mess you made in your futile attempt at being a chef.
Just crawl in bed beside her and tell her how happy she has made your life.?ÿ ?????ÿ
Wish her a happy 55th birthday for me!
order her breakfast from pancake house or your nearest fast food joint
Yeah, I was thinking that - a big breakfast from the golden arches should get things going.
