There are more airplanes in the oceans than submarines in the sky.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement.?ÿ In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
"Do not touch" must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.
That moment when the steak is on the grill and you can already feel your mouth watering.?ÿ Do you vegans feel the same when mowing the yard?
Found under growing old in Colorado:?ÿ The old man says, "My joints are stiff." and the old woman tells him, "That's because you are rolling them too tight."
It's OK if you disagree with me.?ÿ I can't force you to be right.
During labor, the pain is so great a woman can..................................almost imagine what a man feels when he has a cold.
One fellow to another, "Do you play any dangerous sports?"?ÿ Other fellow says, "Sometimes I disagree with my wife."
Yes, officer, I did see the stop sign, I just didn't see you.
During labor, the pain is so great a woman can..................................almost imagine what a man feels when he has a cold.
Please videotape yourself in a labor ward announcing the above. We all look forward to it. ?????ÿ
@flga I knew a couple who went to the North Georgia mountains trout fishing just before her due date. She went into labor while out there. He sped to the hospital, got her checked in and then went back fishing. He said the trout were just biting too good. Unbelievably they stayed married, or at least were the last I heard. I believe my wife would have just shot me, or figured out a PAINFUL way for me to die.
Andy
@andy-bruner Did he make her clean and cook the fish?
My landlady came by my apartment
She came by just to make up my bed
But it took her all night long
Can you imagine what the neighbors said
-B.B. King
