Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.
At the Senior Citizens Centre they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa! Who knew?
A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."
😛 yes indeed.
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All they need a "rimshot" after each one!
Thanks....I needed that!!!
I was at the doctor's last week and she told me I going to have to stop masturbating. When I asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
You too?
You guys are killing me!
Play nice, or I'll pull up my pants and go home.
