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(@john1minor2)
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A Ukrainian farmer is out walking in his field and runs upon a Russian
surveyor who is planting stakes in the field. "What re you doing in my
field," asks the farmer. Says the surveyor, "I'm correcting the border
here." Asks the farmer, "What border?"

"The border between Russia and Ukraine is all messed up," explains the
surveyor. "...And my house," asks the farmer, "which side of the border
is it on now?"

"It's on the Russian side, of course," says the surveyor, "is that a
problem?"

"Oh, no, not at all," says the farmer, "why, just this morning my wife
was saying 'I hate to think that I have to spend another bloody freezing
winter in Ukraine!'"

 
Posted : April 30, 2014 5:12 am
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From yesterday's email in-box

It is a pleasure to introduce six new members of FIG:

The State Enterprise “State Land Cadastre Centre”, Ukraine

The company has thefollowing activities: 1) creation and maintenance of software of the State Land Cadastre; 2) technical and technological support of the State Land Cadastre; 3) conservation and protection of the State Land Cadastre data; 4) administration of State Land Cadastre in territorial authorities of the State Agency for Land Resourses of Ukraine throughout Ukraine and in the locations of the objects that provide the operation of the State Land Cadastre; 5) data processing for filling the State Land Cadastre; 6) performs land surveying works, topography and geodetic, mapping and land evaluation activities.

 
Posted : April 30, 2014 5:21 am
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We say that about Wisconsin........ 😀

 
Posted : April 30, 2014 8:39 am
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I thought it was going to be this photo 😉

 
Posted : April 30, 2014 1:05 pm
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Ukrainian surveying in Djabouti

A friend of mine got sent to Djabouti, Africa on a project. We had this sign template made up for him so he would still feel like OSHA was around so he'd be safer.

 
Posted : May 1, 2014 12:50 pm
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Because of Mr Putler (we put these words together Putin+ Hitler) entire europe may have cold russian winter this year 😉

(... it is actually very sad back home.)

This is puplic cadastre map, which is not valid anymore in some plase
http://www.map.land.gov.ua/kadastrova-karta

 
Posted : May 2, 2014 7:16 pm
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Humor -

 
Posted : May 2, 2014 8:04 pm