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Also glad I didn't get any of that stuff.
I did my Christmas shopping at the truck stop this year.?ÿ Everybody got gender-specific stripper cigarette lighters from me.
I'm sure the grandkids will love them...
Reminds me of the year about 30 years ago when I took my date to a honkytonk dancing a few days prior to Christmas.?ÿ On the way home I discovered that someone had opened my car door and stolen the rubber trash basket that set over the hump.?ÿ We figured someone was getting a REALLY bad Christmas present for some reason.
Santa visits millions of homes overnight.?ÿ Talk about a potential superspreader.?ÿ
Maybe no one at the north pole had it, so his whole crew could have been isolated from the rest of the world for the prior 14 days.?ÿ Unless, of course, some elves went shopping at WalMart to get out of building all the toys themselves.
But now, after being in all those homes, Santa is almost sure to come down with the virus.
And right after posting that, I encountered this poem that includes the same thought among better thoughts.
Here's what I gave my wife for Christmas:
(Well, I got her a couple other things, too, but this was the best!)
I took an old monument well cover, sawed off the bottom, had it powder coated, added 3 nylon feet, and presto!?ÿ A kitchen trivet.
@jim-frame:?ÿ Did it hurt when she hit you with it?
She actually likes it!?ÿ She's been a really good sport, putting up with my idiosyncrasies for 24 years now.
My former mother-in-law always thought I needed clothes for Christmas.?ÿ That would have been fine except every item she ever picked out matched her bizarre taste in style which was not even close to mine.?ÿ Not saying by taste is outstanding.?ÿ Hers was simply unbelievably bad.
putting up with my idiosyncrasies for 24 years now.
That's called "training". ?????ÿ
Sonic bomb alarm clock is for real I got one for my kids. They like it. If you are a hard sleeper, they are good.
Thanks,
N
"got one for my kids"?ÿ Sounds like a heck of a swap that would sure cut down on the number of plates at the dinner table. ???? ???? ?????ÿ
@flga-2
Well, what do you expect after calling him names like fatso??ÿ Ya gotta suck up if you want the good presents.
@holy-cow they wanted it. They actually fight over it. Whoever has it, can get up at any time of the night, (related to hunting, or other activities) the sonic clock represents power. Some of my kids will sleep through an alarm. But Mr sonic.... Is a sure way to get up! It's funny to me, but, they enjoy it.
N
I'll call that shakin' jolly blob of cholesterol anything I want. I've been beggin' for years for a half gallon of Jack Daniels and a bag o weed for Christmas. Hell, I was even good one year (well, almost a year). Did I ever get it? Nope not one single time. That boy is on my S list. ?????ÿ
Had a buddy that was in the 8th grade who told his parents that all he wanted for Christmas was a six-pack of Coors beer.?ÿ Guess what.?ÿ The only thing under the tree for him that year was one six-pack of Coors beer.?ÿ He was thrilled.?ÿ Thought his defecatory material lacked odor.?ÿ Later it hit him that his parents only spent $1.50 on him for Christmas.?ÿ Plus he had to drink it warm, in the house, one at a time, while they watched him drink it.
Did not get any part of what makes up this great display out in the middle of a field.?ÿ Of course, that's about $700,000 to $850,000 not counting the lights and power source.
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