An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to... send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Funny!
I was in a restaurant a few years ago. Sitting next to me was an old couple. They were not talking. After minutes of silence, one of them emitted a loud flatulence. The rest of the supper, they were chatty like a young couple. I thought it was pretty comical.
Correction:
He was an engineer!
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can't remember if it was posted here or not...
Joke about the guy who got a text from his neighbor, "I've been tapping your wife for the last couple of years. I feel horrible about it and want to confess."
The guy blows up and shoots his "cheating" wife.
Then 2nd. text comes in from the neighbor, "damn predictive text! I meant to say wifi."
