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(@flga-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2)
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12piesllp
321ping
boobs
balls
crackers
dog door
dads ass
gift wrap
guilty
onethirdfortne
poop
scarecrow
tenn
turkey
turn signals
vacuum
wine
weed
none

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Posted : November 15, 2020 9:06 am
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Man, you have outdone yourself today. The semicircle and the ice cream challenges are easy, thank Heavens.?ÿ I'll let the geodesists solve that last one with the split coconut and bananas.?ÿ The answer to the fractional question is easy.?ÿ It's the fraction that appears to be sort of pinkish.

The dog/mask one is a hoot.?ÿ Had to send that on to some equally demented friends of mine.

Thought about sending the gift wrapping one to my ex-wife in honor of her having had her 65th birthday yesterday.?ÿ Her current husband is the kind who would give her an iron as a birthday present.?ÿ Decided not to send it as that may be too close to what she really did get from him yesterday.?ÿ The current Mrs. Cow had a birthday a couple of weeks ago and she was thrilled when I got her one miniature sunflower with a Happy Birthday balloon tied to it.?ÿ She was expecting absolutely nothing, like most years.

 
Posted : November 15, 2020 1:01 pm
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CAD makes the shaded fraction easy to figure out.?ÿ The answer is 1/3 is shaded.?ÿ I don't feel like working hard enough to figure out the trig this afternoon.

 
Posted : November 15, 2020 1:51 pm
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Turn signals was my favorite.

This is America. Google does not need to know what I'm thinking about doing with my car....

 
Posted : November 15, 2020 3:30 pm
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aspergers

I figured I should at least contribute.

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Posted : November 15, 2020 5:17 pm
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@nate-the-surveyor When I was growing up there were a couple of old bachelor brothers that lived nearby named Jake and John.?ÿ Neither had much, if any, education and both were a little "slow".?ÿ Good people who worked hard for all the little that they had.?ÿ I came up on bad wreck on the highway on the way to school one morning involving Jake & John's pickup and another car.?ÿ The Sheriff's deputy was already there and asked Jake (who was driving) what happened.?ÿ He said I was turning left into the side road and this other car just ran over him.?ÿ He asked Jake why he had turned in front of the other car.?ÿ "Well he should have knowed I was going to turn, I do it EVERY day".

 
Posted : November 16, 2020 9:45 am
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@stephen-ward

No trig needed. ?????ÿ

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Posted : November 16, 2020 4:41 pm
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@andy-bruner

Reminds me of the 80-something fellow who had recently lost his wife of 60 years.?ÿ The family drama had resulted in his not getting his driver license renewed on time.?ÿ The written test was no problem.?ÿ Normally there would not be a driving test, but, because his license had already expired they made him go out for a drive to be evaluated.?ÿ He thought he did great.?ÿ Upon the return he was told he had failed the driving test.?ÿ It seems every time he came to a point where you should look in all directions before proceeding he had failed to look to the right side of the vehicle for traffic.?ÿ His precious response was, "That's Mama's side of the car.?ÿ That's her job."

 
Posted : November 16, 2020 7:25 pm
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@flga-2

Or with a little algebra:

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PXL 20201117 164030104
 
Posted : November 17, 2020 8:48 am