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(@dave-karoly)
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My mother's maiden name is Swett. She married my Dad at 19; some thought just to get rid of the name but they were married for 57 years.

 
Posted : January 12, 2012 6:15 pm
(@dave-karoly)
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Harry Leggs.

Dusty Rhodes worked the County Road Department, no kidding, true story.

 
Posted : January 12, 2012 6:17 pm
(@eric-bowles)
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My neighbor's name is Scott Beach. His 2nd wife's name is Sandy. His first wife was also named Sandy....

 
Posted : January 12, 2012 7:17 pm
(@noodles)
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> My neighbor's name is Scott Beach. His 2nd wife's name is Sandy. His first wife was also named Sandy....

Guess he likes Sandy Beaches!!! 😉

I remember when I was watching a ball game and heard the name "Coco Crisp". I thought now why are they discussing cereal during a ball game??? :-/

 
Posted : January 12, 2012 8:19 pm
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With all those fancy avatars you come up with it's gotta be .... Angel Blessings 😉

 
Posted : January 12, 2012 9:12 pm
(@noodles)
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> With all those fancy avatars you come up with it's gotta be .... Angel Blessings 😉

Close... 😉

 
Posted : January 12, 2012 10:29 pm
(@steve-boon)
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Be careful Angel - there are a lot of people around here who search through public records for a living. 😉

 
Posted : January 12, 2012 11:23 pm
(@noodles)
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> Be careful Angel - there are a lot of people around here who search through public records for a living. 😉

Yeah... Good luck!! 😉

 
Posted : January 12, 2012 11:55 pm
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Yeah, and I bet they had some sons... let me guess.... sons of beaches?

Life is like that.

N

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 2:52 am
(@steve-gilbert)
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Harvey Updyke, the moron who admitted to poising the trees at Toomer's Corner in Auburn, named his daughter Crimson Tyde and his son Bear Bryant. He married a third time, to his current wife, Elva. He pushed to call their daughter Ally Bama. His wife pushed back. They named her Megan instead.

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 4:52 am
(@jack-chiles)
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i know a guy named Rudy Mata. I asked him if he had a cousin named Stig, or a dog named Dog. My best friend swears he knows a gastroenterologist named Dr. Stool. The best ones are even better than something you could make up (except for the best of all- I refer to Mr. Fleming's heroine in his third novel, Goldfinger)

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 6:07 am
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Texas Governor James (Big Jim) Stephen Hogg named his daughter Ima.

It was rumored that she had two sisters named Ura and Shesa but she only had two brothers, both with regular names.

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 7:26 am
(@steve-corley)
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It would only cost $0.95

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But I found this for free:

Angel Harness AKA: Angel L Payne or Angel Lynn Atkinson

Relatives: Michelle Payne | Phyllys Kay Payne | Wendell T Harness 🙂 :beer:

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 7:43 am
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It would only cost $0.95

Substitute preacher was preaching. He introduced himself as a substitute preacher. Kind of like when a window was broken, you covered the hole with temporary plastic tarp to keep out the cold. So, he hoped folks would tolerate the substitute pane on the window, for that Sunday.

After church, one lady, (who liked his sermon) said he was not a substitute pane, but a REAL pane (Pain).

I do hope all the accidental puns, and euphemisms don't get out of hand around here!!!

5th grade class can be rough!

N

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 7:57 am
(@noodles)
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It would only cost $0.95

> People Search Report
> Includes all 5 records for Angel Harness in the United States. Report includes when available:
>
> Full Name Address Age & DOB Phone Number Relatives Address History
> $0.95 51%
> off
> Special Price
>
> Special Price with "Identity Protect" Trial. Learn more
>
> $1.95
> Regular Price
>
> View Sample Report
>
> But I found this for free:
>
> Angel Harness AKA: Angel L Payne or Angel Lynn Atkinson
>
> Relatives: Michelle Payne | Phyllys Kay Payne | Wendell T Harness
🙂 :beer:

Weird...some of that is right...some of that is wrong. They got my first married name right and Wendells name 100% right. I have no relatives named Michelle Payne or Phyllys Payne. But my moms name is Phyllis...Weird!!!

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 11:37 am
(@noodles)
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> i know a guy named Rudy Mata. I asked him if he had a cousin named Stig, or a dog named Dog. My best friend swears he knows a gastroenterologist named Dr. Stool. The best ones are even better than something you could make up (except for the best of all- I refer to Mr. Fleming's heroine in his third novel, Goldfinger)

When my lungs collapsed and I got transferred to the CCU, things were bad enough. But then...this doctor walks in, with a clown looking bowtie attached to his shirt, and curly funky hair. He acted kinda "clowny" too. Wendell and I took one look and thought they sent the kids doctor up to see me but no, this guy really was the "lung specialist" and...his real name??? Dr. Clown. :party:

We laughed so much I think my lungs re-inflated just from that!!! 🙂

His $500 bill for 2 visits on the other hand... Well... :-/

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 11:43 am
(@steve-corley)
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Today I am thankful for ______ This message board and all the good fun we have with it.

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 1:36 pm
(@dave-karoly)
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I had a friend named Caron (prounounced Karen). She said her mother didn't know how to spell Karen on the birth certificate.

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 2:02 pm
(@boundary-lines)
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Pussy Galore..............see wiki writeup

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 5:49 pm
(@holy-cow)
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I'm going to guess Angel Darling.

 
Posted : January 13, 2012 6:25 pm
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