Shrek, Jennifer Lopez and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure?
Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed..'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror and they agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world!"
Jennifer Lopez boasted with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the sexiest woman in the world!"
Brad Pitt followed them in, head bent, tears in his eyes and asked, "Who the hell is Peter Ehlert?"
Well...uh....are we a little "high" on ourselves today?? LOL!! That was pretty funny I must admit. 😉
Peter,
Since you have the “looks” of Pitt, I’m assuming you have the accompanying wealth.
Please forward one million USD, via money order to me for a very beneficial cause, ie: my desire for financial independence! 😉
Have a great week!
I always though his Avatar was Patrick Stewart of Star Trek fame.
No problem!
I will have my Nigerian lawyer divert some of my wealth your way.
Please post your SSN and your bank routing numbers, he will do all the rest!
That's funny. I'm going to remember that one.
> I always though his Avatar was Patrick Stewart of Star Trek fame.
that's funny right there.
