I put this in humor. Where else could it go?
Now here is this new makeup that is basically DIRT! How do you get rich by selling DIRT? Link Below.
All those years women spent washing away the dirt now they are applying dirt and PAYING FOR IT!
I've got a nice shade of red clay mud around here. I can put it in a fancy container and sell it. Any takers?
My wife uses it. She is allergic to most of the hypoallergenic stuff. She breaks out every time she wears them, but the dirt stuff, no problem. And yes, my son and I give her a hard time about her expensive dirt.
What is new?...they've been putting bat quano in mascara for years...lol
http://ambiguousfairytale.blogspot.com/2010/05/spelunking-speleothems-bat-guano.html
or maybe not...
http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/74/t/000449.html
DDSM
Women look better with out all that crap the giant cosmetics corporations convince them to buy and put on their faces.
Why women but not men?
> Women look better with out all that crap the giant cosmetics corporations convince them to buy and put on their faces.
>
> Why women but not men?
Well Dave I've been wearing makeup for years and didn't know it. DIRT=MAKEUP
My wife doesn't wear any makeup at all. She used to wear a little bit when she was a kid but soon after we got married that stopped. She just doesn't care for the stuff.
> > Women look better with out all that crap the giant cosmetics corporations convince them to buy and put on their faces.
> >
> > Why women but not men?
Well Dave I've been wearing makeup for years and didn't know it. DIRT=MAKEUP
My wife doesn't wear any makeup at all. She used to wear a little bit when she was a kid but soon after we got married that stopped. She just doesn't care for the stuff.
Oh man that reminds me of a guy my mothe-in-law of dated for a while. He did wear makeup and painted his fingernails.