Scam warning!!!
Thought I'd warn you. Just got scammed out of $25.
I Bought Tiger Woods' DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes."
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Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money.
Pass this on so others don't get scammed.
Paul in PA
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(I didn't change the State to fit the occasion, I really got this in an email yesterday. Change it to whatever State you wish, it's still funny)
Speeding in Pennsylvania:
1) Good:
An Erie , PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' Officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' . . . and a bucket full of money.
(And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)
2) Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pittsburgh , PA. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
3) Absolute Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.'
He replied ' Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car........
Paul's joke wasn't very funny the first 16 times I saw it posted either.
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I would suspect any speeding ticket with a $40 fine to be a scam. $40 isn't even close to enough.
Do I care?
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Why such a Debbie-Downer on the humor?
> Paul's joke wasn't very funny the first 16 times I saw it posted either.
Dave....what? Did you finally get it the 17th time? 😉
It was Paul's fault
I told Paul that he was going to have to post a picture of himself playing a trumpet to a squirrel if he was going to get a laugh out of Karoly...
I Apologize If It Has Been Posted Here Before
First time I received it was this morning. I guess I am not on the same network as Mr. Karoly.
BTW, Since Dave Karoly says it is not funny, it does not belong in "Humor".
Paul in PA
I Apologize If It Has Been Posted Here Before
> First time I received it was this morning. I guess I am not on the same network as Mr. Karoly.
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> BTW, Since Dave Karoly says it is not funny, it does not belong in "Humor".
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> Paul in PA
Hasn't been posted on here, before. But it's been going around Facebook and the internet.
It is kinda trashy but...come on guys...it's a JOKE. I don't think Paul meant to offend anyone by posting it. :-/
Alas, if anyone is offended I can delete it.
I Apologize If It Has Been Posted Here Before
I'm sorry for my smart alecky response.
I'm trying not to be a smart you-know-what all of the time but sometimes it still gets out 🙁
I Apologize If It Has Been Posted Here Before
> I'm sorry for my smart alecky response.
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> I'm trying not to be a smart you-know-what all of the time but sometimes it still gets out 🙁
Smart butt??? 😛
You think that's bad!!?? I got ripped off on eBay. I ordered a $45 pecker enlarger. Sapsucker sent me a magnifying glass!! :-@
> You think that's bad!!?? I got ripped off on eBay. I ordered a $45 pecker enlarger. Sapsucker sent me a magnifying glass!! :-@
Wow. Hopefully it wasn't pre-used. LOL!! Ewww!!! :-O :-$
SCAM WARNING! (Ha Ha)
cpddent:
I told that one to me wife. She thought it was funny. We know alot of folks, that don't know, what they don't know. Makes for a funny situation.
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