"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "at my local in London , the Kings Head, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favourite pub Micks, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid. All on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true.
"Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, and your sister too 🙂
Oh my...bad just bad!!!! :-O 😛
So a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey...we have a drink named after you".. The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says "You have a drink named Steve?"
An Irishman is walking down a road on an unusually warm, dry Irish afternoon. He is sweating and his mouth is quite dry. He trips over an old lantern, picks it up and brushes the dust off it. A genie materializes from the lamp and says; “Kind sir, a thousand thanks for freeing me! I will grant you three wishes for you kind act, anything you want.”
The Irishman wipes his lips and says, “Well then, I would like a cool mug of Guinness that never goes dry”.
Poof! A full pint of Guinness appears in his hand. He takes a sip and finds that it’s just the right temperature and drinks it down. Poof! It magically fills itself and he drinks that down. Again and again the mug refills.
The genie is impatiently watching the Irishman drink the pint over and over and finally says, “Really I don’t want to spend all day on this-you have two more wishes, can we get on with them.”
The Irishman looks at his mug, ponders for a moment and says; “I’ll have another one of these!”
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The barman says "sorry, but we don't cater for functions".
RADU
A 3 legged dog walks into the bar and says, I'm looking for the guy who shot my Paw!
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