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(@frank-shelton)
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A preacher gets a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight
minutes.

The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.

The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation
had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what the
heck happened?

The preacher explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad that he couldn't
talk for more than 8 minutes.

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for any more than 10 minutes..

But on the third Sunday by mistake he put his wife's teeth in and couldn't
shut up.

AMEN !!

 
Posted : September 27, 2011 3:55 am
(@perry-williams)
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chuckle, chuckle... Even my inbread cat likes that one....

 
Posted : September 27, 2011 3:59 am