Hardly worth talking about, but in the spirit of the OP I'll share something I learned a long time ago about tanning "stuff".
Somewhere around 1968 or 1969 I kept company with Sue.?ÿ Sue was you quintessential hippy chick.?ÿ She wore wire-rimmed glasses and granny dresses...with nothing under them.?ÿ ?ÿHer lack of underwear was probably the reason I embraced the hippy movement.
Weekends would find us on some sand bar down on the river being free spirits.?ÿ If the weather was cooperative we would be naked free spirits.?ÿ Life was so simple back then.
Anyway, as anybody that has worn flip flops all day on a boat will tell you, the sun has a way of getting to tender skin that doesn't usually see much sunlight.?ÿ One day I procured a rather uncomfortable sunburn on an important part of my male anatomy.?ÿ Hurt like hell...and took way too long to heal.
I have intimate knowledge as to why Adam sought out a fig leaf in the book of Genesis.?ÿIt had nothing to do with Eve or that snake.?ÿ I can only hope that all those idiots that feel the need to toast their gonads get what they deserve.?ÿ?ÿ
Decades ago there was a week of the Tonight Show where they kept bringing up the fact that Ed McMahon had visited a nudist colony.?ÿ The result was as you explained.?ÿ Ed had already been overheated but Johnny roasted him all week, anyway.
Popeye's solution was simple.?ÿ He stuck it in Olive Oyl.
I can speak from experience when I use to go run around and soak nude at the hot springs...
Certain "parts" definitely get fried in the sun, and on us girls too! Ouch!!! ????ÿ
Back when I was a teenager a nearby lake had what they called sunboards.?ÿ The idea was take one to float on as you went to places on the lake where the water was deeper than you preferred for swimming.?ÿ It was your life raft, of a sort.?ÿ The other option was to lay on it and soak up a few rays.?ÿ One of the girls fell asleep for a few hours.?ÿ She was wearing a bikini and a sort of mesh (fish net) thingy, whatever it was called.?ÿ She ended up with a terrible sunburn interrupted by blurry little lines forming squares and diamonds.
A friend of mine, from the PNW, tells a story from his youth:
Him and a friend of his, decided to head south one summer. Seems they heard about a beach, Black's Beach, a little north of San Diego. Clothing optional. Seems a long way to travel, just to get a glimpse of...well, you know...
Anyway, like you would expect; early 70's and pink skin in sun like you don't see very often in a rainforest, leads to red skin that burns and itches, at the same time...
Just glad it wasn't me!
It was reported that the fence around the local nudist colony had a hole in it.
The police are looking into it.
What in the name of Jubilation T. Cornpone is that??????
We are on different frequencies, today, good buddy.?ÿ Not saying that's necessarily a bad thing, though.
Jubilation T. Cornpone
So I copied and pasted Jubilation T. Cornpone, into the gif search box; she was what caught my eye...
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Who was there to lead the charge that took us safe to the rear?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "Toot your own horn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, a man who knew no fear!
When we almost had 'em but the issue still was in doubt,
Who suggested the retreat that turned it into a rout?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "Tattered and torn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he kept us hidin' out!
With our ammunition gone and faced with utter defeat,
Who was it that burned the crops and left us nothing to eat?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "September Morn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, the pants blown off his seat!
HURRAY!
When it seemed like our brave boys would keep on fighting for months,
Who took pity on them and ca-pit-u-lated at once?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; Unshaven and shorn - pone.
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he weren't nobody's dunce!
Who went re-con-noiter-ing to flank the enemy's rear,
Circled through the piney woods, and disappeared for a year?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "Treat 'em with scorn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, the missing mountaineer!
Who became so famous with a reputation so great,
That he ran for president and didn't carry a state?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "Wouldn't be sworn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he made the country wait!
Stonewall Jackson got his name by standing firm in the fray.
Who was known to all his men as good ol' "Paper Mache?"
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he really saved the day!?ÿLast
