Does this look familiar?
This is not a gesture, but, it is obscene.
I would show you the top of the middle finger on my left hand, but, it is not a pleasant sight.?ÿ Sweet old Charolais cow decided she did not like the short stick I had used to give her a little poke on her hindquarters yesterday.?ÿ The stick landed about 25 feet behind me as she not-so-gently tapped me with a hoof going 90 MPH upward.?ÿ I may have called her a less-than-endearing name or two while shaking my hand and arm to make sure both were still attached.?ÿ Good thing I don't faint at the sight of my own blood. UGLY is an understatement.
Not me I used Calendula oil, never used the canned stuff like OFF ?????ÿ
It's that time of year.
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@noodles?ÿ
Best not tell Wendell you have been test driving Shaq's thongs.
So happy to not have been the inventor who is sitting inside the pipe. First pre-cast concrete pipe being load tested.
Dang!?ÿ Almost forgot about this.
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Attention all Nebraskans---I thought bridges were to be built over water.?ÿ This is Highway 34 near Grand Island.?ÿ Still don't see any water.
You snow fanatics can have this.?ÿ I NEVER intend to ever live again where this would be needed.
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We have those waterless rivers here in southern California.?ÿ They're concrete lined and called flood control channels.?ÿ They are at maximum capacity when empty.
You've heard of painted rocks, right??ÿ Enjoy this one.
Ain't this the truth!
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Who invented this??ÿ A woman is my bet.
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Who invented this??ÿ A woman is my bet.
I'll bet she trained the dogs, but I invented the pasta trick. Pretty cool huh? ?????ÿ
