A few days ago I offered the following comment to my wife. I was referring to a couple we know, Wayne and Joyce(1). The question was, "If Wayne were to divorce Joyce, then happen to find a new love of his life named Joyce(2), would he be re-Joycing?" Mrs. Cow said, "I don't know about Wayne, but Joyce(1) would be rejoicing."
That couple has been married for about 52 years so the odds of anything changing now are terribly slim.
I know someone whose ex married another man with the same first name as him.
He is fond of saying that he still does not talk with his ex and that he likes his other self just fine.
I messed it up last time, so I'll let someone else comment on the singing group about 50 years ago who recorded, "I'm 'enry the Eighth, I am".
HIS MISSING WIFE
A husband went to the police station to file a missing person report.
Husband: "I lost my wife. She went shopping and has not returned home."
Inspector: "What is her height?"
Husband: "I never noticed."
Inspector: "Colour of eyes?"
Husband: "I never noticed."
Inspector: "Colour of hair?"
Husband: "It changes according to season."
Inspector: "What was she wearing?"
Husband: "I don't remember exactly."
Inspector: "Was she driving a car?"
Husband: "Yes."
Inspector: "Can you tell me the make, model and colour of the car?"
Husband: "It was a black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine
generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic automatic
transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, which use light
emitting diodes for all light functions, and has a very thin scratch on the
front left door..." And then the husband started crying.
Inspector: "Don't worry, sir. We'll find your car."
Holy Cow, post: 334211, member: 50 wrote: I messed it up last time, so I'll let someone else comment on the singing group about 50 years ago who recorded, "I'm 'enry the Eighth, I am".
"I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before.....and every one was an 'enry..." 😉
Herman's Hermits.
Shared the re-Joyce-ing thought yesterday with a fellow whose wife is named Joyce. It got him to thinking.................
FL/GA PLS., post: 334481, member: 379 wrote: "I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before.....and every one was an 'enry..." 😉
Ahhh yes
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Right up there with a few of weird Al's strange tunes.
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Andy Bruner, post: 334486, member: 1123 wrote: Herman's Hermits.
It was revived by Herman's Hermits. It was originally a staple of Harry Champion circa 1910
