Received this and loved it. I had to make it PG, not for the thin skinned:
Happy New Year
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends & family , I thought I'd get the ugly ones out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2015, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little New Years message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every moron can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a screwed up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or are enamoured farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're very special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your screen, you crayon eating imbecile!
Happy new year !!!
Don't screw it up. All the best in 2016.
Feel the love! 🙂
"I don't care if you lick windows, or are enamoured farm animals."
Did you edit out the prepositions there, ol' Crayola breath, or are we talking about livestock that harbor teen crushes ?
Finally received such an e-mail from a "friend" yesterday. Knew it would happen sooner or later. I'm an easy target, especially with that "X" on my side.
