An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going
at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on
the human body”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “My wife.”
Attaboy, Blake
#3000
:-O 😛 :beer: :drink:
Hahahahaha!!! Good one. 😉
Attaboy, Blake
Never Lose Your Grandson!
A heartwarming story.
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa"
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, " Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big t**s."
Amazing
Angel's comment on Blake's joke appears to be complimenting mine, but, she didn't know about mine when she posted the comment.
Amazing
> Angel's comment on Blake's joke appears to be complimenting mine, but, she didn't know about mine when she posted the comment.
Yea, I didn't see your other comments until after I posted that. WTG for #3000, Blake!! :hi5:
Do you know the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk?
Do you know the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk?
Answer: An alcoholic has to go to those damn meetings.
