We were sitting around, telling King Solomon Jokes. Enjoy!
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King Solomon's Judgement
"There is a simple solution," said the King. "I shall cut the man in two and each of your daughters can have a piece."
"Fine by me!" said the first woman. "No, don't, I would rather let the other girl marry him than that!" cried the second.
The King didn't hesitate for a minute. "Fine." he said. "The first woman my have him."
"What?" protested the other? "She wanted him cut in two!" "Indeed." said the king. "She shows the true spirit of a mother-in-law!"
Solomon is sitting on his fine throne, and twiddling his fingers, and musing... "If I just had one more wife, I'd be happy!"
His "queen for the day" is looking at a Sears catalog.... Musing, "if I just has another pair of shoes!"
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Joseph Heller I think it was wrote that Solomon was actually a malignant idiot, he would??ve actually cut the baby in two except the Mother unexpectedly intervened.
Here's the "catch 22":
King Solomon's Judgement
1 Kings 3:12
I will do what you have asked. I will give you a wise and discerning heart, so that there will never have been anyone like you, nor will there ever be.
One of my favorite Bible verses!
