A facebook friend of my wife's has a young son that frequently says some really funny things. Here's the latest - BTW he's about 5 years old:
Tonight at dinner....
Carson: How do vegetarians do it dad?
Me: What do you mean?
Carson: How do they survive? I mean...if I had to eat these peas every single night, I'd have nothing but nightmares. Sometimes a man just needs some beef!
Spoken like a true future farmer.
That has been passed along to about thirty friends and family members, including one vegetarian.
😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
My sister in law became vegan when she got pregnant. She is the type that now clogs facebook with posts of 'compassion'... She has since dropped to vegetarian status.
So we were having chinese a few months ago. She was really enjoying the duck sauce until I talked:
Me: Being vegetarian, you are allowed to eat duck sauce? You know there is duck in it?
Her: I can eat anything I wan- wait, there is real duck in duck sauce?
Me: Sure, just like duct tape is made from ducks. Duck is in just about everything.
I'm sort of a vegan myself.
I only eat vegetarians. 😀
Somebody is bound to read that the wrong way. +o(
No bear meat for you? I thought that was a delicacy in your neck of the woods.
Nope. I don't kill bears unless they want to kill me and I don't eat bears unless I want one to eat me. That's why I like to eat vegetarians. I'm off their menu. 🙂
