Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There's a guy on the dance floor living it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says, "Looks like he's still celebrating!!! "
(rim shot)
joke of the day, ,25 years agoat Comiskey Park
> Husband takes the wife to a disco.
>
> There's a guy on the dance floor living it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
>
> The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
>
> Husband says, "Looks like he's still celebrating!!! "
>
> (rim shot)
gee paden..that must be an old joke 🙂
Hahahaha have to admit this made me giggle. 😀 B-) :whistle:
joke of the day, ,25 years agoat Comiskey Park
I suspect things in the Great Plains/Northwest become rather boring on occasion. They don't have the luxury of sub tropical breezes to enhance the imagination. You never hear of some enraged woman amputating her husbands "you know what" with a dull butcher knife and then promptly throwing it in the garbage disposal.
Y'all don't know what yer missing! 😉
joke of the day, ,25 years agoat Comiskey Park
Oh, I don't know. We just had one about a year ago in which the wife got upset and arranged a three way get together with her hubby and her friend at which time they super glued his viagrafied "tool" to his stomach.
boudreaux joke
Mrs. Boudreaux is crying in front of a mirror when Mr. Boudreaux walks into the bedroom. He see his wife crying and ask what is the problem.
Mrs. Boudreaux says after looking back into the mirror "I am old, fat and ugly. It sure would be nice if you would say something sweet about me."
Mr. Boudreaux looks eye to eye with his wife and says, "honey your eyesight is damn near perfect."
boudreaux joke
My wife had me install a mirror on a wall opposite her bathroom mirror where she combs her hair and puts on her makeup in the morning. She wanted to be able to see behind her and the back of her hair, etc when she got ready in the morning. I put up this tall mirror for her, and later she saw it and came out. She came up with her own joke and said to me "Thanks for putting up the mirror, but you did it wrong." I asked her what was wrong with what I did now, and she says she can see back there just fine, but that the new mirror made her butt look too big. I said "No honey, it works fine, and actually makes it look smaller....you should see your butt in real life". (She actually laughed at that one. Sometimes she doesn't think my jokes are so great).
