A man is walking down a desolate beach and stumbles upon a magic lamp.
Keeping with legend, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie.
Again, as the tale goes, the genie declares, "Sir! Thank you for releasing
me from that God Awful Lamp. As a reward, I will grant you just ONE wish."
The man, stupefied, gathers himself and contemplates his wish. He says to
the genie, "Genie, thank you for the offer. I wish to live FOREVER!!!"
The genie, hearing the one wish that he has grown to dislike, the one wish
that he cannot fulfill, tells the man "Sir, I am sorry. But you have asked
for the one wish that I cannot grant. Eternal life is not up to me. Please,
choose another wish."
The man, slightly downtrodden that his desire cannot be granted begins the
think of other possible wishes. Then, he gets a fantastic idea.
"Genie, I wish that I would live until Oklahoma State wins a National
Championship!!!"
The Genie looks at the man and says, "you crafty bastard!"
(nothing personal, Deral...)
Of course it goes the other way also
Why does the wind in texas during the summer come from the south? Because
the sooners suck!
Why does the wind in texas during the winter come from the north?
Because the sooners blow!
Of course it goes the other way also
What's the difference between a Oklahoma Sooner and a Texas Aggie?
The Sooner has the bullcrap on the outside of his boots.
Of course it goes the other way also
There's no argument from me on that point
@ all of you
Deral must be out riding that Harley rather than surfing the net. I am sure he will have something to say about all of this.
I have no dog in this fight.....
Snow White was walking through the woods when the dwarfs fell into a deep hole. She yelled down into the hole to see if any of them survived.
A voice came back "Big Game Bob and OU are going to play for a National Championship this year"..
Snow White sighed. Well, at least dopey was still alive.
A recent Texas A&M graduate with a degree in agriculture decided to start his own chicken farm.
He went out and bought 40 chickens, brought them back to the farm and promptly buried them head first into the ground.
After the first week, they were rotting and smelling pretty bad.
He wondered what had gone wrong? Maybe it was a bad batch of chickens?
So, he purchased 40 more chickens and, again, promptly buried them head first on his farm.
Again, after a week they were rotting and the stench unbearable.
He wrote a letter to a former professor at Texas A&M explaining the procedure and problem.
About a week later he got a response from the professor at Texas A&M.
It was very brief and concise . . . "Send soil samples".
Of course it goes the other way also
Kris,
Do you know what a teasipper calls an aggie 4 years after they graduate?
BOSS
:hi5: 😀
snoop,
Did the "Nuge" give you permission to use his picture?
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> Did the "Nuge" give you permission to use his picture?
Uncle Ted told me good...
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